Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 5, 1999
Millennial Hijinx
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
by Mark Frauenfelder

July 29, 1999
Where's The Beefheart?
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
by David Thomas

September 24, 1999
God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz

August 31, 1999
Whips And Chains In Silicon Valley
The geek sex underground
by Marcy Sheiner

August 17, 1999
Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan

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Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan, published August 17, 1999
Happily married Born Again Christian living in Washington but soon to be living in the Philippines. I'm pleasant to look at and pleasant to be with and seek same in a second wife. If you have a dear sister in Christ from which you do not wish to part I would consider marrying a second and third wife at the same time…I will treat you with much tenderness.
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Dirt
Life of a Hollywood Scribe
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
by John McCormick
September 9, 1999
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Tae Bo Blitzkrieg
The selling of Billy Blanks
by Leora Broydo
August 12, 1999
Whoa!
My Pussy's On Fire
The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
by Athena Douris
December 2, 1999
Crave
Anita Geddit
Erotic Comic Strip
by Roberta Gregory
October 15, 1999
Dirt
Underachievers Of The '90s
Films that could have been hits
by Peter Braunstein
December 8, 1999
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Toxic Adventurers
Hacking into hazardous realms
by Sam Williams
October 28, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: eBay
by Lou Cabron
August 25, 1999
Crave
Fancy Froglin'
Erotic comic strip
by James Kochalka
October 22, 1999
Dirt
Psycho Sexual
Jennifer Tilly -- from alluring to eerie
by Chris Campion
August 3, 1999
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Start Up, Shut Down, Drop Out
GettingIt.com launched with no plan, no ads, no marketing, no nothing. It failed. But one of its founders had a pretty good time.
by Mat Honan
May 15, 2000
Whoa!
Witch's Tit Not As Cold As Expected
by Michael Genrich
August 17, 1999
Crave
Doggie Style
How to do it
by Hank Hyena
October 1, 1999
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