Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 24, 1999
The LSD No-Hitter
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz

July 29, 1999
Where's The Beefheart?
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
by David Thomas

September 14, 1999
Escape From East Timor (Part One)
An American in the firing line
by Anonymous

September 13, 1999
The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena

November 4, 1999
I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Lou Cabron

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A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan, published July 26, 1999
The stories of sex, violence, and wrestling that have wafted off the set of the recently completed Man on the Moon are worthy of the man who inspired the film. Did Jim Carrey, who stars as visionary wrestler Andy Kaufman, really put actress Courtney Love in a "Boston Crab" hold for refusing to share her dope with him.
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Dirt
A Kiss But Don't Tell
In love with a rock star
by Nick Mamatas
November 29, 1999
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Mutts Who Think
Telepathy, morphic fields, and Fido
by Paul McEnery
October 29, 1999
Whoa!
God Uses Eclipse To Kick Off Beginning Of The End
by Patrick Di Justo
August 11, 1999
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Boob-A-Phobia
The fright of facing more than a mouthful
by Hank Hyena
August 27, 1999
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Whores Galore
Ho'in Hollywood
by Kat Giantis
October 21, 1999
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Melissa's Hobo Army
Who's eating all the roadkill?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 23, 1999
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When Good Penguins Die
What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
by Paul D. Kretkowski
September 1, 1999
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The Dirty Dozen
Wanking women give up their secrets
by Hank Hyena
November 12, 1999
Dirt
Monica v. Satan
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
by Andrei Codrescu
August 4, 1999
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Steal This Car
High-impact automobile security
by Thomas S. Roche
September 20, 1999
Whoa!
The Cult Of The Virgin
Questing for miracles in a postmodern world
by Annalee Newitz
October 13, 1999
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Torturing Testicles
It's all fun and games until...
by Hank Hyena
December 14, 1999
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