Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

December 2, 1999
The Straight Dope
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass

August 2, 1999
Death To All Humans!
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
by Mark Dery

October 25, 1999
Having A Blast
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
by Barney Greinke

August 24, 1999
Bikini Beach Party, Poorman's Style
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
by Stephen Lemons

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Crotchy The Masturbating Clown
Testing the limits of self-expression
by Mat Honan, published July 30, 1999
Way back in 1995 -- when many of you reading these words had never heard of the Internet, weren't connected to it, and certainly didn't utilize it to publish random crap about your dog -- public access television was one of the few media outlets that allowed anyone to widely disseminate information.
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Dana Plato's Corpse
Let the deadsploitation begin
by David Cassel
November 23, 1999
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The Subtitle Underground
Strange obsession of the fansubbers
by Annalee Newitz
September 22, 1999
Whoa!
Big Hairy Pile Of Whoa!
More inanity than you can shake a leg at
by Jeff Morris
November 12, 1999
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Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch
December 2, 1999
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Monica v. Satan
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
by Andrei Codrescu
August 4, 1999
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MonkeyTech
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
by Thomas S. Roche
September 24, 1999
Whoa!
Flesh-Eating Bacteria
Have you got it?
by Athena Douris
September 16, 1999
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Lusting For The Golden Lotus
A return to foot binding
by Eve Rings
November 1, 1999
Dirt
'The X Show' X-Posed
Biggest boobs on the tube
by Chris Gore
August 16, 1999
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Suicide And Seduction
The fin de siècle glamour of the Art of Noise
by Paul McEnery
November 4, 1999
Whoa!
Witch's Tit Not As Cold As Expected
by Michael Genrich
August 17, 1999
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Getting Up
Erotic fiction
by M. Christian
October 6, 1999
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