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July 26, 1999
Porn stars who wrestle
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July 26, 1999
Straight couples and male anal pleasure
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July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
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July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
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July 26, 1999
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July 26, 1999
Punk rock in the ring
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July 26, 1999
Insects have infested popular culture
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July 27, 1999
She'll kick your ass
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July 27, 1999
Drop Dead Gorgeous director finds an easy target in beauty pageants
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July 27, 1999
Humility hunting in the world of Ben
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July 27, 1999
Soccer for sisters comes of age
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July 27, 1999
Long live journalism
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July 27, 1999
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July 27, 1999
When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke
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July 28, 1999
Erotic fiction
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July 28, 1999
Perfect in every way ... and perfectly bland
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July 28, 1999
Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire
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July 28, 1999
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July 28, 1999
How the Drug War makes people puke
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July 28, 1999
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July 29, 1999
The decline of the quality quickie
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July 29, 1999
Music videos and metaphysics shaped her destiny
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July 29, 1999
Post-Limbaugh pundits struggle for identity
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July 29, 1999
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
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July 29, 1999
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July 29, 1999
Making art out of body parts
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July 30, 1999
Comic strip
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July 30, 1999
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
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July 30, 1999
Gary Coleman, Rob Zombie, Britney Spears and more...
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July 30, 1999
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July 30, 1999
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
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July 30, 1999
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July 30, 1999
Testing the limits of self-expression
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July 30, 1999
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July 30, 1999
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July 30, 1999
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August 1, 1999
Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future
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August 2, 1999
The sexual worship of stumps
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August 2, 1999
A surgical solution for the loosest of ladies
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August 2, 1999
Banging your buddy's bride
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August 2, 1999
Huffington and Krassner
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August 2, 1999
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August 2, 1999
NY State Troopers post Woodstock riot photos
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August 2, 1999
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
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August 2, 1999
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August 3, 1999
Sexual deviance with everyday ingredients
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August 3, 1999
Jennifer Tilly -- from alluring to eerie
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August 3, 1999
The legacy of Roger Miller
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August 3, 1999
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
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August 3, 1999
War means action for women, too
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August 3, 1999
A history of deadly hazing
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August 3, 1999
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August 4, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade Books novel
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August 4, 1999
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
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August 4, 1999
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August 4, 1999
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August 4, 1999
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August 5, 1999
Size does matter
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August 5, 1999
Tracking the mysterious Brown Buffalo
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August 5, 1999
Barbie does Frank
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August 5, 1999
You can finally toss that eye patch
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August 5, 1999
What those TV dads would earn in the real world
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August 5, 1999
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
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August 6, 1999
Circumventing circumcision
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August 6, 1999
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August 6, 1999
Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...
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August 6, 1999
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August 6, 1999
Music first, nookie second
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August 6, 1999
Rival classic car rallies lead to a religious rumble
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August 6, 1999
What we found in Tina's trash
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August 6, 1999
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August 9, 1999
Because acting your age gets old
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August 9, 1999
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
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August 9, 1999
Movie stars, drug dealing, and the LAPD
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August 9, 1999
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August 10, 1999
Doctor claims the vagina is a portal to enlightenment
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August 10, 1999
Online virgin, offline slut
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August 10, 1999
Carnie Wilson surgery gets Webcast
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August 10, 1999
Mary Tyler Moore for the '90s?
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August 10, 1999
The ongoing irony of a 'peace' festival generating mayhem
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August 10, 1999
A mad scientist's dream come true
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August 10, 1999
Ease her pain, she'll polish your knob
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August 10, 1999
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August 11, 1999
Because Ken is simply inadequate
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August 11, 1999
High fashion feeds off the streets
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August 11, 1999
Natasha Lyonne talks about KISS and her new film
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August 11, 1999
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August 11, 1999
Geeks and ravers get an excuse to gather
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August 11, 1999
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August 11, 1999
This week: Newsgroups
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August 11, 1999
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August 12, 1999
Coprophagia for dummies
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August 12, 1999
Mike Patton on arena rock, porno, and intelligent music
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August 12, 1999
The cult for people of color
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August 12, 1999
The selling of Billy Blanks
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August 12, 1999
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August 12, 1999
A normal dude's guide to picking up alternachicks
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August 13, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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August 13, 1999
Tips for the traveling john
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August 13, 1999
Chris Rock, Geena Davis, Dennis Rodman and more
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August 13, 1999
Purchases for Friday the 13th
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August 13, 1999
Hardball promo jumps ahead to Century 21
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August 13, 1999
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August 16, 1999
Modifying the penis in frightening ways
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August 16, 1999
The King and the sensei
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August 16, 1999
Biggest boobs on the tube
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August 16, 1999
Unusual exercise contraptions
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August 16, 1999
Exorcising Nixon's ghost online
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August 16, 1999
More police on the street -- more kids in jail
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August 16, 1999
New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins
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August 17, 1999
The ins and outs of yin and yang
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August 17, 1999
Titanic star's Web site is a heap of contradictions
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August 17, 1999
Big money's at stake over psychic talking deli meat
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August 17, 1999
Meanwhile, liberals take on the small issues
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August 17, 1999
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
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August 17, 1999
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August 18, 1999
Excerpted erotic fiction
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August 18, 1999
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
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August 18, 1999
Self-defense devices
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August 18, 1999
How US scientists nurture deadly pathogens
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August 18, 1999
This week: Portals and personal ads
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August 18, 1999
Getting high with The Simpsons
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August 19, 1999
Grease monkeys and vibe jockeys
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August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
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August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
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August 19, 1999
The skatepunks of baseball
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August 19, 1999
Brit does the art his computer tells him to
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August 19, 1999
Media pranksters stage annoying alterna-Dylan spectacle
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August 19, 1999
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August 20, 1999
Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings
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August 20, 1999
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August 20, 1999
Denise Richards, Stone Temple Pilots, Jerry Springer, and more
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August 20, 1999
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
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August 20, 1999
The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well
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August 20, 1999
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August 20, 1999
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
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August 23, 1999
He just really likes breasts
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August 23, 1999
Shrill star faces fans
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August 23, 1999
Ultramodern recording options
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August 23, 1999
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
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August 23, 1999
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
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August 23, 1999
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August 24, 1999
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
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August 24, 1999
Prowling for debauchery in New Orleans
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August 24, 1999
Baywatch-grade boobies don't a celebrity make
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August 24, 1999
Infants with acne boogie 'til dawn
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August 24, 1999
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August 24, 1999
Public menace or service?
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August 24, 1999
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
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August 25, 1999
Car wrecks were never so much fun
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August 25, 1999
Four French divas and their crimes against humanity
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August 25, 1999
Modern devices for phone security
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August 25, 1999
Watching for comets with The Millennium Group
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August 25, 1999
This week: eBay
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August 25, 1999
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August 26, 1999
Private dicks and other incriminating evidence
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August 26, 1999
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
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August 26, 1999
ATMs are being rigged with retinal scanners
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August 26, 1999
Rogue operative challenges the idea of military intelligence
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August 26, 1999
Looking forward to Y2K
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August 26, 1999
A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment
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August 27, 1999
Gear for today's detective
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August 27, 1999
The fright of facing more than a mouthful
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August 27, 1999
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August 27, 1999
Circus freaks, Calista Flockhart, crush videos, and more
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August 27, 1999
Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships
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August 27, 1999
Japanese obsession with two feuding old women and a vase
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August 27, 1999
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August 27, 1999
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August 30, 1999
Massaging the male G-spot
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August 30, 1999
Goodbye England's ruse
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August 30, 1999
Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker
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August 30, 1999
Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist
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August 30, 1999
Cyberguerrillas speak for East Timor
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August 30, 1999
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
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August 31, 1999
The geek sex underground
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August 31, 1999
For those who like peanut butter with their cheese
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August 31, 1999
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
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August 31, 1999
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
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August 31, 1999
I lost 80 pounds -- twice!
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August 31, 1999
A counterculture girl's guide to spotting a roving man
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September 1, 1999
An excerpt from the Carroll & Graf novel
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September 1, 1999
Or why I consider Calista Flockhart erection repellent
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September 1, 1999
Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises
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September 1, 1999
Inside the world of football prognostication
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September 1, 1999
This week: Death for Assholes
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September 1, 1999
What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
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September 2, 1999
'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds
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September 2, 1999
Making a better fit
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September 2, 1999
Bone-inspiring babes beyond year 40
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September 2, 1999
Reno and the FBI spin another grim fairy tale
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September 2, 1999
Crime fighting legislators tuck in the underwear
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September 2, 1999
UCLA has fallen and it can't get up
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September 2, 1999
Healing the wounds of the Atlanta massacre with Phish Food
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September 3, 1999
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
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September 3, 1999
Spoken word
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September 3, 1999
Angelica Bridges, Fiona Apple, Susan Lucci and more
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September 3, 1999
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
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September 3, 1999
Will gadgets and military tactics really solve anything?
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September 3, 1999
Free speech simply isn't profitable
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September 3, 1999
Academia gets into the juicy stuff
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September 3, 1999
Scandalous newsmaker emails uncovered
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September 3, 1999
Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new
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September 3, 1999
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September 3, 1999
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September 7, 1999
The dos and don'ts of getting bulldagger booty
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September 7, 1999
A spotlight on Hollywood's brightest bulbs
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September 7, 1999
Gennifer Flowers is not going to be outdone as a presidential floozy
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September 7, 1999
How to piss off The Man online
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September 7, 1999
Self-improvement sans dignity
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September 7, 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
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September 7, 1999
When good search engines go bad
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September 8, 1999
The hand that rocks the dreidel
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September 8, 1999
An antidote to Hollywood's puritanical tendencies
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September 8, 1999
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
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September 8, 1999
Research shows they resemble coked-up humans
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September 8, 1999
Sometimes, the most dangerous game is showing up
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September 8, 1999
This week: Religion for Assholes
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September 9, 1999
How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks
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September 9, 1999
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
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September 9, 1999
The imminent invasion of a new pre-fab group
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September 9, 1999
Surfing fun in earth's harshest realms
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September 9, 1999
The bombardier beetle and its ass of fire
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September 9, 1999
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September 10, 1999
Chicks rejecting dicks (at least those attached to men)
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September 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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September 10, 1999
Jennifer Love Hewitt, South Park, Dionne Warwick, and more
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September 10, 1999
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
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September 10, 1999
Her pulpit: the Learning Annex
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September 10, 1999
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September 10, 1999
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September 13, 1999
The dedicated lifestyle of plushophiliacs
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September 13, 1999
An action hero disses his roots
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September 13, 1999
The latest in flying diversions
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September 13, 1999
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
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September 13, 1999
Kids, alienation, and amorality
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September 14, 1999
'Dwarf' films cast a strange spell on the culture
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September 14, 1999
Raw straightforwardness is a good fit for the Net
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September 14, 1999
Barry Williams dismantles post-Brady hijinx, and hawks his CD
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September 14, 1999
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
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September 14, 1999
An American in the firing line
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September 14, 1999
A look at Puerto Rican "terrorists"
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September 14, 1999
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September 14, 1999
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September 14, 1999
One man's afternoon spent as a corpse
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September 15, 1999
Five hours with Russ Meyer
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September 15, 1999
Excerpt from SM Classics
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September 15, 1999
Don't believe the hype
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September 15, 1999
Underground film fest filled with real-life winners
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September 15, 1999
The science of dog noises
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September 15, 1999
An interview with the executive producer of Waco: The Rules of Engagement
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September 15, 1999
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
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September 15, 1999
Americans in the firing line
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September 15, 1999
This week: Stalking for Assholes
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September 16, 1999
When a middle ground can't be found
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September 16, 1999
Romance director has tongues wagging
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September 16, 1999
An American in the firing line
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September 16, 1999
Eighteen points on a triple word score
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September 16, 1999
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
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September 16, 1999
Have you got it?
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September 17, 1999
Annie Sprinkle on sex, drugs, and what turns her on
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September 17, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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September 17, 1999
Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more
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September 17, 1999
Pageant fanatics dish nonstop online
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September 17, 1999
Celebs uncensored in Toronto
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September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
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September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
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September 17, 1999
The kitsch king of Polynesian beauties
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September 17, 1999
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September 20, 1999
The erotic appeal of inflatable toys
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September 20, 1999
Scot pop phenom lose their teen cherry
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September 20, 1999
High-impact automobile security
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September 20, 1999
Crazy captions bring lawyers
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September 20, 1999
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
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September 20, 1999
Ross Jeffries in his own words
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September 20, 1999
'Recovered memory,' demonology, and duck soup
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September 21, 1999
Celebrating the body erotic
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September 21, 1999
Julian Lennon on the Web -- what's the point?
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September 21, 1999
Femininity, Tae Kwon Do, and kicking ass
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September 21, 1999
Columbine cheerleaders aim to raise teen spirit
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September 21, 1999
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September 21, 1999
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
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September 22, 1999
Interview with Jerry Stahl
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September 22, 1999
Erotic fiction
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September 22, 1999
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
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September 22, 1999
For filthy mouths and clenched jaws
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September 22, 1999
Strange obsession of the fansubbers
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September 22, 1999
This week: Anonymity for Assholes
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September 23, 1999
Dangerous or painful aphrodisiacs
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September 23, 1999
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
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September 23, 1999
Stan Lee in cyberspace
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September 23, 1999
In line for The Real World's casting call
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September 23, 1999
Comic books abandon the real world for the Web
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September 23, 1999
'You're in urine!'
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September 24, 1999
Kama Sutra techniques
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September 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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September 24, 1999
Rivalry surrounds the Teletubbies' throne
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September 24, 1999
Johnny Depp, Howard Stern, Diana Ross and more
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September 24, 1999
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
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September 24, 1999
Conquering the world through rock musicals
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September 24, 1999
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September 24, 1999
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
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September 27, 1999
Boldly going where no one should
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September 27, 1999
In appreciation of Kenneth Anger
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September 27, 1999
The most modern of sex toys
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September 27, 1999
Florida wages war on underage smokers
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September 27, 1999
Will the new millennium be powered by your ass?
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September 28, 1999
A globetrotter's guide to proper groping
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September 28, 1999
Celebrity skin art with a half-life
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September 28, 1999
No aces served here
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September 28, 1999
A smoker's guide to social subversion and civic disobedience
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September 28, 1999
Krishna rock for GeneratioNext
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September 28, 1999
Fatal entertainment mishaps
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September 29, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade novel
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September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
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September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
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September 29, 1999
"Will sing-act-direct-
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September 29, 1999
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
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September 29, 1999
Postmodern canvases on wheels
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September 29, 1999
This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
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September 30, 1999
It's all a matter of taste
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September 30, 1999
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
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September 30, 1999
San Francisco tries the "good cop, good cop" routine
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September 30, 1999
Stone Willie is better off dead
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September 30, 1999
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October 1, 1999
How to do it
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October 1, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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October 1, 1999
Janet Jackson, Brooke Shields, Anna Nicole Smith, and more
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October 1, 1999
In search of the perfect headrest
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October 1, 1999
How color-blind is Giuliani's clampdown?
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October 1, 1999
Greatest 'sin bin' twits of the 20th century
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October 1, 1999
Expensive government study misses the mark
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October 1, 1999
U.K. hopes to impress Martians with pop music and dots
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October 4, 1999
Going in through the out door
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October 4, 1999
From the attic of Allen Ginsberg
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October 4, 1999
How to keep yourself entertained while traveling
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October 4, 1999
Heads you win, bodies you lose
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October 4, 1999
One city's plan to pigeonhole pachyderms
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October 4, 1999
Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
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October 5, 1999
As good as the real thing?
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October 5, 1999
Inspiration for the suburban housewife
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October 5, 1999
A conversation with the consummate dreamer
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October 5, 1999
Coming clean without going clean and sober
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October 5, 1999
When wrestlers become comic book heroes
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October 5, 1999
Newest fad among cricketers: urine & calves' blood
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October 6, 1999
Erotic fiction
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October 6, 1999
A celebrity shit project
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October 6, 1999
Protecting child actors from themselves
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October 6, 1999
Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms
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October 6, 1999
For the cop who has everything
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October 6, 1999
This week: Spamming for Assholes
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October 7, 1999
Overexposed and under-limbed
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October 7, 1999
Be careful what you put in your mouth
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October 7, 1999
A celebration and contemplation
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October 7, 1999
An interview with Soul Coughing's M. Doughty
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October 7, 1999
Heir-apparent to the Tory Party ups the ante on scandal
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October 7, 1999
Fans fight freshened format
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October 7, 1999
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October 8, 1999
How to do it
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October 8, 1999
Erotic comics
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October 8, 1999
Paul Reubens, Jesse Ventura, Mark Wahlberg, and more
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October 8, 1999
Modern cures for the nighttime malady
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October 8, 1999
Big guns, flame throwers, and estrogen
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October 8, 1999
Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
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October 8, 1999
Y2K cons, vacation terrors, and bellicose bystanders
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October 11, 1999
When vomit is erotic
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October 11, 1999
On the road with Mike Watt
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October 11, 1999
Starve your mites for an easy sleep
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October 11, 1999
Hey, we screwed up that nukular thing first, dammit
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October 11, 1999
Tracking the Antichrist
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October 12, 1999
Better sex through chemicals
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October 12, 1999
Former teen pop star is surprisingly palatable
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October 12, 1999
In praise of awkwardness
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October 12, 1999
MP3 groups trade new music for hacker status
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October 12, 1999
Memorable erotic mishaps
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October 13, 1999
Tales of the dickless
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October 13, 1999
I'll take the Great Danes, thank you
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October 13, 1999
Excerpt from Gone Is The Shame
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October 13, 1999
The future is now
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October 13, 1999
Take care of that tush
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October 13, 1999
Wilt Chamberlain's legend lives on
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October 13, 1999
Anarchists dismantle the museum
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October 13, 1999
This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes
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October 13, 1999
Questing for miracles in a postmodern world
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October 13, 1999
When a Catholic cult invaded my town
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October 14, 1999
Making it personal
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October 14, 1999
Tips on the bloodiest of sports
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October 14, 1999
An interview with Chuck Palahniuk
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October 14, 1999
Bart Kosko preaches a math apocalypse
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October 14, 1999
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October 14, 1999
Promises to mend evil ways
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October 15, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
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October 15, 1999
Have sex in small spaces without getting caught
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October 15, 1999
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Black Sabbath, Ellen DeGeneres, and more
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October 15, 1999
The freshest in beeping fashion accessories
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October 15, 1999
Underground publishing eats its own
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October 15, 1999
Y2K comes early, hiding out in a hole, and sitting with the dead
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October 15, 1999
In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
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October 18, 1999
An idea whose time has come
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October 18, 1999
Another bowl, Mister Rogers?
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October 18, 1999
Gender-normed computing for the young
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October 18, 1999
Making skin grafts from baby penises
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October 18, 1999
It's not just about Halloween anymore
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October 18, 1999
Ethnic speech translated into 'anglonics'
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October 19, 1999
Let's hear it for creative knitting
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October 19, 1999
Let's hear it for creative knitting
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October 19, 1999
Kelsey Grammer online
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October 19, 1999
Rappin' with Cypress Hill's B-Real
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October 19, 1999
Your modem is driving you mad
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October 19, 1999
Shellfish, genes, and atom smashers
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October 19, 1999
Gender bending fun at the Michigan Womyn's Music Fest
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October 20, 1999
Let him dream
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October 20, 1999
Quick, get me a good-looking Hispanic transsexual!
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October 20, 1999
Filmmaker probes the infamous porn star
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October 20, 1999
Untouchables and incurables, but perfectly wearable
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October 20, 1999
Entering strange realms through the ear
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October 20, 1999
This week: Skepticism for Assholes
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October 21, 1999
Changing diapers and stealing panties
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October 21, 1999
Fourteen rated rubbers
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October 21, 1999
Ho'in Hollywood
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October 21, 1999
Female condoms and the coming Brazilian bonk-fest
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October 21, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
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October 22, 1999
Hustler's mail-order pervert paradise
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October 22, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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October 22, 1999
Melanie Griffith, Antonio Sabáto Jr., Duran Duran, and more
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October 22, 1999
The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'
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October 22, 1999
Robotic pets for the rest of us
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October 22, 1999
Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks
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October 22, 1999
Modern piracy on the high seas
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October 25, 1999
The fetish of formicophilia
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October 25, 1999
Caligula returns
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October 25, 1999
Accessories for the decaying
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October 25, 1999
Director's bid to make 10 films by Y2K
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October 25, 1999
Is the drug war a front for the NWO?
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October 25, 1999
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
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October 26, 1999
One giant leap for porn
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October 26, 1999
E-commerce at its best, or worst
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October 26, 1999
Did Frontline exploit the teens of Conyers, Georgia?
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October 26, 1999
Bored Web surfers flock to see online execution photos
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October 26, 1999
Death at the zoo
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October 27, 1999
Erotic fiction
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October 27, 1999
Pay actors more, get less acting
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October 27, 1999
Music and sound effects to thrill and chill
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October 27, 1999
Europe's model for protest crops up in the States
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October 27, 1999
This week: Chatting for Assholes
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October 27, 1999
Beer vs. pot down under
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October 28, 1999
No personality or too much
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October 28, 1999
Bob Zmuda on Andy Kaufman's legacy
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October 28, 1999
Velikovsky and weird astronomy
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October 28, 1999
Hacking into hazardous realms
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October 28, 1999
Icebergs -- frigid foes, or frosty friends?
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October 28, 1999
The marketing magic of Vampire Wine
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October 29, 1999
Latex and leather in L.A.
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October 29, 1999
Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more
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October 29, 1999
Candy for masochists
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October 29, 1999
Grim reaping for fun and profit
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October 29, 1999
Telepathy, morphic fields, and Fido
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October 29, 1999
Internet resurrects Halloween horrors
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October 29, 1999
Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
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October 29, 1999
Paranoia and mutilation compulsion
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November 1, 1999
A return to foot binding
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November 1, 1999
But Brother Theodore keeps his sense of humor
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November 1, 1999
Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight
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November 1, 1999
The Hell's Kitchen of South Africa
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November 1, 1999
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
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November 1, 1999
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November 2, 1999
Whispers from behind the back door
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November 2, 1999
Tori Spelling online
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November 2, 1999
Don Letts brings the aging punks into focus
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November 2, 1999
What's a poet to do?
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November 2, 1999
Don't put that in your mouth
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November 2, 1999
Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted
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November 3, 1999
Performing from high in the air to down in the sewer
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November 3, 1999
The 'Hollywood' election
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November 3, 1999
How Canadians face the end of the world
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November 3, 1999
Latter-day jigsaws for virtual assembly
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November 3, 1999
Futurists converge around a visionary architect
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November 3, 1999
Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes
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November 4, 1999
Tell me you hate me
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November 4, 1999
Debi Mazar on acting, hip hop, and porn
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November 4, 1999
A brush with fame in Xian
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November 4, 1999
The demise of genes in human evolution
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November 4, 1999
The fin de sičcle glamour of the Art of Noise
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November 4, 1999
Our mystery date with Mahir
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November 4, 1999
Our mystery date with Mahir
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November 4, 1999
A brief history of excremental art
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November 5, 1999
Down in the flesh pits with Tyler Ondine Whitman
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November 5, 1999
How to seduce a virgin
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November 5, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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November 5, 1999
Belgian filmmakers talk waffles
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November 5, 1999
Martha Stewart, Ricky Martin, Danny Glover, and more
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November 5, 1999
Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!
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November 5, 1999
Deconstructing the butt strut shuffle
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November 5, 1999
Racist meteors race towards Earth
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November 5, 1999
Is it the next health craze?
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November 5, 1999
Pachydermalicious news you can't use
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November 8, 1999
Liposuction at home
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November 8, 1999
Hollywood couples to watch
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November 8, 1999
Retro fun for the juvenile delinquents of America
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November 8, 1999
Tourists eating sandwiches in a concentration camp
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November 8, 1999
A new take on the China embassy bombing
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November 9, 1999
Taxi Dancing, alive and well in Los Angeles
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November 9, 1999
Kevin Smith's off-center view
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November 9, 1999
Seduced by a Russian tennis vixen
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November 9, 1999
London's grubby answer to Bret Easton Ellis
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November 9, 1999
Advice for alternative presidential candidates
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November 9, 1999
Death at Disneyland
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November 9, 1999
Japanese games take reality one step further
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November 10, 1999
Erotic excerpt from the Masquerade Book Too Beautiful
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November 10, 1999
Predicting potential subversion
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November 10, 1999
Blood of Abraham: such nice boys
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November 10, 1999
Keeping the world happy, shiny, and insipid
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November 10, 1999
Beat the government's database -- and vanish
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November 10, 1999
This week: Copyright Infringement for Assholes
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November 10, 1999
Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'
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November 11, 1999
Can the skin mag stay afloat?
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November 11, 1999
Self-mutilators and chubby chasers
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November 11, 1999
A hair-raising diversion
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November 11, 1999
Don't believe the hype
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November 11, 1999
Following Fight Club's recipe for fun and profit
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November 11, 1999
An online chat with President Clinton
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November 11, 1999
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
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November 12, 1999
Wanking women give up their secrets
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November 12, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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November 12, 1999
Milla Jovovich, Aerosmith, Pete Rose, and more
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November 12, 1999
Gettin' blunt with Kool Keith
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November 12, 1999
Power kites race the wind
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November 12, 1999
The new models are in
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November 12, 1999
More inanity than you can shake a leg at
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November 15, 1999
Genital saline injection
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November 15, 1999
Is this the next 'We Are the World'?
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November 15, 1999
Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century
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November 15, 1999
A Colorado boy's sex-crime nightmare
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November 15, 1999
The orgasmic release of the Apocalypse myth
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November 16, 1999
Fighting for the right to masturbate
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November 16, 1999
Did you know Prince Charles has official feathers?
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November 16, 1999
Spencer Tunick's living sculptures land him in the pokey
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November 16, 1999
Why did the Times drop dissidents into knickers?
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November 16, 1999
Space monkeys, protohumans, and smart drunks
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November 17, 1999
Spicy sex story
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November 17, 1999
The new Hollywood breed
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November 17, 1999
Surreal chess and checker sets
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November 17, 1999
When does getting lucky mean getting canned?
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November 17, 1999
This week: Digital cameras for assholes
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November 17, 1999
Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims
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November 18, 1999
Exhibitionism and kitty licking
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November 18, 1999
Male love at midnight
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November 18, 1999
Weird Al's not so weird after all
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November 18, 1999
Director's Mystery Men pseudonym unmasked
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November 18, 1999
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
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November 18, 1999
Popular bugs cause controversy in Japan
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November 18, 1999
A turgid comic strip
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November 19, 1999
How to seduce gays and lesbians
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November 19, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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November 19, 1999
Talking with Julien Donkey-Boy star Ewen Bremner
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November 19, 1999
Eminem, Jay Leno, Baywatch, and more
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November 19, 1999
Strange adventures for strange kids, arrrgh!
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November 19, 1999
Wrestling boot camp
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November 19, 1999
Lessons learned from the cultural icon
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November 19, 1999
Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
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November 22, 1999
A catgirl's guide to doin' it
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November 22, 1999
Meg Lee Chin holds her own
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November 22, 1999
Two out of three gifts that promote tooth decay
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November 22, 1999
Colorado fights road rage
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November 22, 1999
The Crapfest makes a mess
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November 22, 1999
Not your mother's Satanic conspiracies
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November 23, 1999
A day in the life of a sperm donor
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November 23, 1999
Let the deadsploitation begin
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November 23, 1999
Shock jock fights divorce news site
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November 23, 1999
Santana rocks, simply
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November 23, 1999
Who's eating all the roadkill?
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November 23, 1999
Turkey Day tragedies
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November 23, 1999
Brit Artists Tracey Emin and Billy Childish go very public
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November 23, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
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November 24, 1999
How to get your freak on when visiting your family
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November 24, 1999
An exposé on colonial copulation
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November 24, 1999
Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?
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November 24, 1999
Accessories for that dead bird
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November 24, 1999
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
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November 24, 1999
Hermann Nitsch and the spectacle of the slaughterhouse
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November 24, 1999
This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes
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November 25, 1999
Rump roasting and charity work
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November 25, 1999
Make the most of Thanksgiving leftovers
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November 25, 1999
A delicious simian surprise
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November 26, 1999
How to tear his eyes away from the TV
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November 26, 1999
England's in love with alien embryos
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November 29, 1999
You're what's for dinner
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November 29, 1999
In love with a rock star
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November 29, 1999
Gross presents to nauseate and delight
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November 29, 1999
Franco is still dead; his followers aren't
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November 29, 1999
Cults, religions, and BS in general
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November 30, 1999
Interview with Felice Newman
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November 30, 1999
The softer side of George Carlin
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November 30, 1999
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
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November 30, 1999
WTO and the 'efficiency dividend'
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November 30, 1999
The Orlando rodent emergency
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November 30, 1999
Grow your own genitals, tiny footballers, and more
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December 1, 1999
Erotic fiction
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December 1, 1999
Frightful fathers beget gorgeous daughters
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December 1, 1999
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
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December 1, 1999
Postering with the posse in London town
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December 1, 1999
This week: Windows for Assholes
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December 1, 1999
Mr Methane is a gas, gas, gas
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December 2, 1999
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
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December 2, 1999
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
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December 2, 1999
Recipes for juicy jizz
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December 2, 1999
An Interview with Göran Kropp
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December 2, 1999
The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
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December 2, 1999
A turgid comic strip
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December 3, 1999
An avant-garde psychosexual romp
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December 3, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
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December 3, 1999
The WWF, Drew Barrymore, Elton John, and more
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December 3, 1999
Internet cult goes MTV
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December 3, 1999
The real story of Hanukah
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December 3, 1999
What it all really means
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December 3, 1999
Get tanked for the holidays
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December 3, 1999
Tactics of a notorious Web site prankster
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December 3, 1999
The black market in bugs and strudel
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December 6, 1999
Lolita revisited
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December 6, 1999
The survival of Soft Cell's Marc Almond
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December 6, 1999
Easy answers that make sense
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December 6, 1999
Fully baked at the 12th annual Cannabis Cup
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December 6, 1999
Milton William Cooper in space
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December 7, 1999
Kari French's cooch art
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December 7, 1999
Cornball works for the 'Terminator' online
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December 7, 1999
Television v. the videopoker machine
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December 7, 1999
Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle
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December 7, 1999
Veteran prankster Joey Skaggs covers Rudy with crap
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December 7, 1999
Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle
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December 7, 1999
New movie builds controversy on the Net
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December 7, 1999
They're not just for undertakers anymore
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December 7, 1999
On a wild goose chase for very special funeral services
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December 8, 1999
An erotic excerpt
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December 8, 1999
Films that could have been hits
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December 8, 1999
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
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December 8, 1999
Are you ready for the text evolution?
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December 8, 1999
This week: Porn for Assholes
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December 9, 1999
Hypnosis and armpit fucking
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December 9, 1999
Lunch with Al Goldstein
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December 9, 1999
Tim Roth on film violence and growing older
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December 9, 1999
Robin McElroy: Bull-busting babe
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December 9, 1999
Diseases of the dead and infectious
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December 10, 1999
How to shoot your wad farther
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December 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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December 10, 1999
Kid Rock, Alyssa Milano, Ted Nugent, and more
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December 10, 1999
Two self-possessed videogames
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December 10, 1999
A former neo-Nazi talks about his past
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December 10, 1999
Armpit licking on television and weapons for free
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December 10, 1999
The true meaning of necrotechnology
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December 13, 1999
Pyrophiles play Prometheus with their peckers
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December 13, 1999
Parental neglect, Hollywood style
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December 13, 1999
All I want for Christmas is elephant dung
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December 13, 1999
The feds are watching
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December 13, 1999
Reality isn't always consensual
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December 14, 1999
It's all fun and games until...
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December 14, 1999
These chicks just follow the money
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December 14, 1999
Cruel holiday spirit leaves sad, empty mangers
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December 14, 1999
America's first schnozz salon
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December 14, 1999
Turkeys, pheromones, and a better beer
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December 14, 1999
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it
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December 15, 1999
Erotic fiction
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December 15, 1999
Dour John Zerzan wants to destroy civilization while staying out of jail
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December 15, 1999
This week: Torturing celebrities
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December 16, 1999
Maxim holiday party: plenty of ice, not much fire
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December 16, 1999
Wes Craven on human behavior, Sophocles, and westerns
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December 16, 1999
One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement
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December 17, 1999
Bad-ass goddess of the night
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December 17, 1999
You love 'em, you hate 'em: Find out how much
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December 17, 1999
Kirk Douglas, Judy Garland, Jerry Hall, and more
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December 17, 1999
Web-based stereos and... washing machines?
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December 17, 1999
Disability, piss, and death
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December 20, 1999
Let it glow
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December 20, 1999
Christmas cell phone hit could ace out Hamster Dance
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December 20, 1999
Shooting down the Jesus myth
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December 20, 1999
Rebels with a Claus
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December 21, 1999
John K. gives us what we want
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December 21, 1999
God bless us, every one
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December 21, 1999
The best gift of all
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December 22, 1999
Dirty gifts for your special someone
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December 22, 1999
Dickless, inbred, infanticidal moviemaking
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December 22, 1999
And you thought Tiny Tim's nuptials were weird
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December 23, 1999
Holiday advice
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December 23, 1999
A recipe for family fun
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December 23, 1999
Pro-life propaganda cartoon goes for broke
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December 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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December 24, 1999
Taste gets a holiday
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December 24, 1999
Season's greetings from the South
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December 27, 1999
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
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December 27, 1999
A tale of Lovecraftian horror and psycho-archeology
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December 28, 1999
Role-playing taken to extremes
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December 28, 1999
Filmmaker takes script and runs with it
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December 28, 1999
The other Steve McQueen makes good
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December 29, 1999
Looking for love at the Edgewater West
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December 29, 1999
Hollywood's baddest girls
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December 29, 1999
An interview with Tim Cridland
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December 30, 1999
Rough resolutions
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December 30, 1999
Erotic comic strip
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December 30, 1999
When celebs and psychos' stars collide
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December 30, 1999
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
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December 30, 1999
The ultimate in list-making
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December 30, 1999
A turgid comic strip
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December 30, 1999
A boy and his software
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January 3, 2000
The new world trend?
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January 3, 2000
When the heads got together
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January 4, 2000
A conversation with Jim Jarmusch
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January 4, 2000
...the federal government kills people
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January 5, 2000
Dorrie Lane teaches anatomy with her hands
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January 5, 2000
What is freedom worth to you?
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January 6, 2000
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
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January 6, 2000
Queer tennis thrives, despite little TLC from the USTA
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January 7, 2000
Step aside, Austin Powers
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January 7, 2000
He's just an errand boy
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January 10, 2000
Olfactophiles follow their nose
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January 10, 2000
Fighting the power with cream tartlets
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January 11, 2000
How Ayn Rand's Objectivism shows its influence today
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January 11, 2000
Coming to a high school near you
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January 12, 2000
One bad-ass lounge act
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January 12, 2000
The fine line between intrigue and ridicule
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January 12, 2000
Drag queens go domestic
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January 13, 2000
Chat rooms and tongue traveling
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January 13, 2000
What to do when your willie ain't so slick
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January 14, 2000
Erotic comic strip
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January 14, 2000
Who's been hiring the dogs of war?
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January 14, 2000
It's all in the fingers
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January 18, 2000
Tips on finding a great lay
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January 18, 2000
In Assam, too many factions boil with wrath
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January 18, 2000
A portrait of Pamela Stonebrooke
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January 18, 2000
A nasal adventure
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January 19, 2000
Extreme gender cinema
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January 19, 2000
Leading ladies get translucent
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January 19, 2000
At least his mother knows where he is
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January 20, 2000
An unexpected peril of the undertaker's trade
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January 20, 2000
Bouncing toward Bethlehem
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January 21, 2000
Erotic comic strip
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January 21, 2000
Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die
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January 21, 2000
An old fogey looks at skateboard wheels
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May 15, 2000
GettingIt.com launched with no plan, no ads, no marketing, no nothing. It failed. But one of its founders had a pretty good time.
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July 6, 2000
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
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July 6, 2000
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
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July 24, 2000
What is sexy?
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July 24, 2000
What is sexy?
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July 27, 2000
Web vixen gets shot by her own cam
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